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`Download Kindle ⚡ Magic Slays ⚸ Plagued By A War Between Magic And Technology, Atlanta Has Never Been So Deadly Good Thing Kate Daniels Is On The JobKate Daniels May Have Quit The Order Of Merciful Aid, But She S Still Knee Deep In Paranormal Problems Or She Would Be If She Could Get Someone To Hire Her Starting Her Own Business Has Been Challenging Than She Thought It Would Be Now That The Order Is Disparaging Her Good Name Plus, Many Potential Clients Are Afraid Of Getting On The Bad Side Of The Beast Lord, Who Just Happens To Be Kate S Mate So When Atlanta S Premier Master Of The Dead Calls To Ask For Help With A Vampire On The Loose, Kate Leaps At The Chance Of Some Paying Work But It Turns Out That This Is Not An Isolated Incident Kate Needs To Get To The Bottom Of It And Fast, Or The City And Everyone Dear To Her Might Pay The Ultimate Price 4.5 starsAt the end of Kate 4, Curran sets Kate up in her own business CALM DOWN He doesn t just give it to her, it s a business arrangement One that will ultimately benefit both Kate AND the Pack But having her own business does Kate not one bit of good, b c that bigoted jackhole Ted, her ex bossman from the Order, tried to blame the epic disaster that his plan to take out Erra devolved into on Kate Anyone with a lick of sense knows that s not true, but come on how much sense does the general population typically have NOT much.So Kate sits around in her empty office building, staring at the phone, willing it to ring, and when does, it s Ghastek One of his journeyman necromancers lost control of a vampire, you see It s headed towards Kate, and some help, please ALSO try not to kill it.Kate captures the rogue vamp b c awesome , but the cops PAD show up anyway, and they re feeling trigger happy, which is Bad B c Ghastek, who has also shown up and retaken control of the vampire, passes out, loses control of the vamp again, and PAD starts shooting And they re not shooting handguns with 8 or 12 bullets NOPE They are not They re shooting some kind of machine gun that can and did cut a man in half, yes, literally, and can keep shooting a steady stream of ammo for nearly five minutes, by Kate s estimation That s a lot of freaking bullets So while the cops are distracted by the vamp distracted by the two halves of the formerly whole man, Kate drags Ghastek, a wounded journeyman, and a nearly catatonic third journeyman into her office, behind her very thick steel door bang bang on the door.Kate Yeah, what PAD Lemme in.Kate Ha ha, you re funny.PAD I ll bust your door down Andrea I don t think you will, and here s whyYou can either get the paramedics in there or you can let another civilian die of their injuries, break into an office owned by the Pack, assault the Beast Lord s wife, and shoot a knight of the Order You can do it either way, but I promise that if you somehow survive, twenty years from now, when you re old and broken, you ll look back at this moment and wish you had taken two seconds and thought about what you were doing, because this is the point where it all went very wrongwaves at Andrea So there s a lot of posturing, but ultimately, PAD backs down, EMTs grab Ghastek, etc., and Kate and Andrea are alone at last Andrea tells Kate where she s been for the last month, and Kate offers her a job One of the best parts of this book is the friendship that is Kate and Andrea Not only are these two absolutely hilarious together, but the fact that Kate not only has a friend, but a friend she so obviously cares about, who cares about her in return the FEELS, man, the FEELS Kate is so far from the solitary merc we first met that you can t help but get a little emotional.So Kate and Andrea have only just formed their Kate and Andrea team when Rene of Red Guard fame shows up and offers them a job.And it all goes downhill from there And by downhill I mean Very Bad Things are afoot This installment of KATE DANIELS is awesome per usual The only reason I didn t like it quite as much as books 3 and 4 was b c less Kate History, and the Bad Guy wasn t connected to that history, so it was less personal The premise though pure awesomeness And Kate History did play a significant role in resolving a situation that arose as a result of the Bad Guy view spoiler And who isn t 100% convinced that the voice presence Kate felt when she was magicking Julie was Roland B c it totally was hide spoiler Before I begin my review, I must take a moment to honour the devastating goddess who made it possible for me to read this book There are not enough words in the English language to fully capture the incadescents of this magnificent human being She is beyond reproach, loved by all, exulted in her graciousness I adore her with the nuclear reactions of a thousand suns She is worth to me than all of the precious jewels Suck up The series gets good at book three If I had a penny for every time I heard something like this about a series then okay, I d probably have about a dollar now.But still, for many avid readers out there, it is the bane of their existence No, but really This series gets GOOD at book three.Unlike most people though, I didn t mind it at book one I thought it had a lot of potential Some people get thrown off of being tossed into an unfamiliar world with little or no hand holding from the author Note Ilona Andrews will never hold your hand You either keep up or she ll leave you behind.For me the second book was an improvement but still only representative of a slightly better than average series Then the third book happened It really, really happenedEver since then, I ve been in love with Kate Daniels, Ilona Andrews, and her Edge series Magic Slays lives up to the series fairly well.It s intelligent, witty, well paced, fun, easy to read and enjoyable The character arcs are all interesting, realistic, involving and enjoyable.My only complaint with this series is that Andrews is obviously very uncomfortable about any intimate scenes She has the writer s equivalent of premature ejaculation and at one point I almost wanted to stroke the book and mutter, It s okay Really It is It happens to everyone Andrews, like Neil and unlike most of the Urban Fantasy authors, actually seems to LIKE women The friendship between Kate and Andrea, her ward Julie and her dealings with the other women in this book is so well treated It s a breath of fresh air to have a female protagonist who actually gets along with other women.Over all, if you re a fan of this series, definitely read the latest installment.If you re not a fan of this series please don t shoot me butIt gets good at book three. The Adventures Of A Brave Little Kitty Buddy Rerererereread TAOABLKBR with the IA Addicts And the moral of this particular rererererereread is I want a multi purpose pet for Christmas And if Edvokia s duck bunny cat can t be cloned, I ll settle for a barnacle shrimp kraken Or for a mutant hippo frog.ErrThen again maybe not A barnacle shrimp kraken it is, then Pretty sure they look much sexier than mutant hippo frogs, anyway Also, it is a truth universally acknowledged that kraken make everything and anything Instantly Very Cool IVC and stuff Even the lamest subaquatic jokes See what I meanUntil next time and stuff The Grand IAA KD Buddy Rerererereread Extravaganza GIAAKDBRE , aka the yellow brick road to Magic Triumphs Presenting Episode 5, or How Kate Daniels Learned that Morgue Steps Can Have Very Entertaining Uses Indeed And the moral of this particular rererereread is Mutant attack poodles who chew on plastic guns 15 year old sex fiend pure chick magnet Roman the hidalgo pirate lookalike aka Roman the Riveting Russian Rake, aka R duck bunny kitties or is it bunny kitty ducks Or kitty duck bunnies I forget Chernobog, God of Morning Dew on the Rose Petals aka The Black Serpent Koshei Lord of Darkness and Death Ruler of Freezing Cold Master of Destruction God of Insanity Embodiment of everything bad EvilEdvokia and her house on chicken legs waves at Baba Yaga His Fussiness cuddly Tasmanian devil Osanda, you bitch playing with other boys toy cars making ribbons with intestines the hand that slapped Aunt B having the enemy for lunch mostest coolest spiky red haired weremongoose nanny ever let s dance the night away and stuff July 2016 KD is the Cure to All of Life s Problems Buddy Read KDitCtAoLPBR with my dear wife Ange, and the poor IAA souls who have fallen into our deathly KD Surprise Reread Trap KSRT Previous rating 8 stars New rating I don t know any Millions of them, probably Or maybe trillions Who knows And the moral of this particular rererereread is Oh, and also Bye now Things to do, tourists to strangle and all that crap July 2015 Previous rating 5 stars New rating 8 starsWhat Were you seriously expecting anything less Don t you know me at all people How many times do I have to tell you I want to be Kate Daniels when I grow up. Why do I want to be Kate Daniels when I grow up, you ask Because being Kate Daniels means You kick ass You get to sleep in the Beast Lord s four feet high bed playground slide optional, His Furriness mandatory You get to sleep in the Beast Lord s four feet high bed playground slide optional, His Furriness mandatory You get to sleep in the Beast Lord s four feet high bed playground slide optional, His Furriness mandatory Oops, I think my brain short circuited right there Sorry about that Moving on You cut cut cut and slice slice slice Yum You have very cool sidekicks An ex Boy Wonder who vomits better than a shaved, mutant attack poodle An oversexed 15 year old bodyguard intern chick magnet A seventy pound weremongoose nanny with a head on fire You can do very cool tricks with your blood Thanks so much Daddy Dearest You get to play in His Overbearance s enormous bathtub soap optional, His Furriness mandatory You get to play in His Overbearance s enormous bathtub soap optional, His Furriness mandatory You get to play in His Overbearance s enormous bathtub soap optional, His Furriness mandatory Oops, I think my brain short circuited right there Sorry about that Moving on You have a very cool family Well, maybe except from Daddy Dearest And Auntie Erra And dear step daddy And Mommy Dearest, too Ugh Not such a cool family after all Sonovabitch Your best friend is a hyena with a gun fetish She steals other people s pets, too But hey, nobody s perfect You know how to have fun Play with trolls Attend ant parties Pet mutant cat rabbit ducks Visit houses on chicken legs Meet lovely people with supersonic whistles Roman the Riveting Russian Rake is part of your extended family It doesn t get much cooler than that You get to beat the crap out of the Beast Lord just for kicks Fun times You have the coolest vocabulary Osanda, Amehe, Ahissa, Dair, Hesaad The bastards have no idea what they re in for You have a very big, possessive, overbearing, hot as hell kitty cat You have a very big, possessive, overbearing, hot as hell kitty cat You have a very big, possessive, overbearing, hot as hell kitty cat You have a very big, possessive, overbearing, hot as hell kitty cat Need I say Didn t think so Book 1 Magic Bites Book 2 Magic Burns Book 3 Magic Strikes Book 4 Magic Bleeds Book 6 Magic Rises Book 7 Magic Breaks Book 8 Magic Shifts Book 9 Magic Binds Book 10 Magic Triumphs Put your badass faces on and follow meStudying Intellectual Property Law or following Kate Daniels new adventures that include slavic gods,domestic terrorists and my favorite knight in furry armor.Let me thinkStarting the day with a philosophical debate with a priest of the Embodiment of All Evil.It could only go downhill from hereKate Daniels is now the Beast Lord s mate and she has her own business that investigates paranormal problems and life would be perfect,if only someone hired her.And her ward stopped escaping from her private school.And she wasn t afraid that her father would finally come to kill her.And a device of disastrous potential that threatened Atlanta s citizens was found.And an underground organisation didn t try to murder her.A humble mercenary s life is never perfect after all Confessions of a Kate Daniels addict 1.Addicted to action.While reading Magic Slays I wasn t sure whether I would give it 4 or 5 stars.Of course I loved it,but I didn t find it as intense as the previous ones.And then the final pages happened and battles and bombs and ancient rituals and massacres occured and everything fell into place.2.Addicted to sarcasm.Sarcasm here,sarcasm there,sarcasm everywhere Kate is the queen but every single character has a witty retort ready to strike and make you snicker until you sound like Squidward Tentacles.It s not pleasant for the people around you but don t be ashamed,things could always get worse I can t find an example to support my case but I blame the sleep deprivation,I m sure you can think of something embarassing than sounding like a grumpy cartoonWhat do you mean fainted Took a dive, kissed the pavement Swooned like a southern belle after her first kiss Had a dreadful case of the vapors3.Addicted to CurranWhat is wrong with you Many, many things.Curran I love it when you say my name.It sounds so sexyLast night I wrote a letter to Santa.I asked him to bring me a possessive,jealous,violent homicidal maniac that behaves like an asshole most of the times and turns into a lion,preferably without any clothes on so I can admire his sculpted abs.No I m not demented I think ,yes I need a cold shower immediately.4.Addicted to romanceIf I fought for them and was crippled, they would all say nice things,and then they would replace me and forget I was ever there You would stay with me You would take care of me, because you love me I love you too, Kate If you ever became hurt, I would not leave you.I ll be there Wherever you want there to beOk I admit,it was this exact scene that convinced me to give the fifth star.Curran and Kate are one of my all time favorite couples,they make me swoon with declarations like this,they have hot sex that makes me blush and then they fight and kick each other in the head without regrets.Kate is still an insubordinate pigheaded ass,Curran is still a manipulative control freak,but they manage to stay together despite their differences because that s what we call love.The time has come to return to the real world with the exams and the essays,but I can proudly claim that no matter how many times Gandalf saidI ignored him and dedicated a few hours to read Magic Slays.I hope the book gods will help their faithful servant.